This game HATES me!, damn you L4D!

[Lolocaust]

I was playing Left 4 Dead (on Expert, of course, I've gotten rather good). Out of the five parts of each level, I fought, shot, dodged, blew up, ad burned my way to part three. And oh...my..GOD! The game did NOT want me past that part! D:

I'd make it to a certain point and the game would say "Hmm..I think you're doing too good..." and throw a fucking Tank at me!!! So, of course, I got my ass handed to me, died, and had to start over at the begining of part three. I'd get to the same spot and low and behold ANOTHER fucking Tank! Like it was waiting for me right where I left it! XD So again I die and start over. This didn't happen only once or twice but FOUR times! >.<

So on my fifth time through I got to the some point, ready as I could be to lay that bastard to rest, except for..he wasn't there. I rejoiced me not having to fight it again and made my way through the level which as much ease as Expert mode will allow when all of a sudden I'm within eye sight of a Witch. I go to make my way around it to not piss it off when this random common infected comes running at me and places itself between the Witch and myself. Of course, as anyone else would do, I blew the fucker's head off with a shotgun which, in turn, pissed the Witch off, leading it to chase my limping ass down and kill me rather quickly.

I took getting killed FIVE times in a row to be some sort of omen and proceeded to turn the game off and get something to drink. XD

[Squirrel Overlord]

Yeah, you can blame that completely on valve. One can blow through a level pretty easily until the 'director' gives you a big fat middle finger and decides that you've progressed far enough.