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[baggies4lyf]

hey all send in some jokes to win prizes

Prizes:

• your name on the sunny daze winners list
• a signed fba wrestling picture of all the company

RULES
1.)if your joke includes swearing please put it as ***
2.)no spamming
3.)obey the sunnydaze rules

[lastdogood]

Did you hear about the boy who could't understand decimals?

He could't see the point.

[RubyRed]

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmers field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.

The old farmer replied, This is my property, and you are not coming over here.

The indignant lawyer said, I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.

The lawyer asked, What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?

The farmer replied, Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyers groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, Okay, you old coot! Now, its my turn!

The old farmer smiled and said, No, I give up. You can have the duck

This post has been edited by RubyRed on Jul 7 2008, 09:32 PM

[lastdogood]

Three Americans and three scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American. "Watch" answers a scouser.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three scousers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Americans decide to copy the scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch" says a scouser.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".

[zacy-boi]

wolverhampton wanderers



(Please put a joke and not just wolverhampton wanderers)

This post has been edited by lastdogood on Aug 5 2008, 03:06 PM

[lastdogood]

what is he cheapest animal in the zoo to feed?

A giraffe, because a little does a long way.

what do astronauts do in space?

Park in it!

[D e l p h y]

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."